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November 9, 2013
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Two more glasses left... by Antimad1 Two more glasses left... by Antimad1
- Damn it, what are you doing here? I barely found you!
- Mmm... is that you? .. Do not bother me, woman, I'm trying to kill the grief...
- What grief?? What do you mean? Listen, it's not the best place for you, it is better get away and fast. These people look at us angrily...
- And in fact I love you... and respect, too...
- It's all very nice, but ...
- And you want hanky panky twist with that guy near the entrance of restaurant and and ge...
- What!? I just wanted to tease you! Are you sitting here because of this??
- I... I don't know... do not remember.
- If we don't get out of here, we will have to fight with all and smash the bar... Are you drank it all?.. You'll be able to stand up at least?
- Now all I can, wait... two more glasses left...
- ...

- Черт подери, что ты здесь делаешь?? Я тебя еле нашла!
- Ммм... это ты?.. Не мешай, женщина, я пытаюсь убить горе...
- Какое еще горе? О чем ты? Слушай, тут для тебя не самое подходящее место, лучше уйти побыстрее. На нас плохо смотрят...
- А я ведь люблю тебя... и уважаю тоже... вот.
- Это все очень мило, но...
- А ты хочешь шуры муры крутить с тем парнишкой возле входа в ресторан и убеж...
- Что?! Да я только подразнить тебя хотела! Ты что, из-за этого сидишь здесь??
- Я... я не знаю...  не помню.
- Если мы сейчас же не уберемся отсюда, то придется со всеми драться и громить бар... Ты что, все это сам выпил?.. Ты хоть на ногах стоять сможешь?
- Сейчас все смогу, подожди... еще две рюмки осталось...
- ...
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Deviant258 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
It ain't easy being Batman
Catlovinbat Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Jack Daniels? Good Choice...
lemonedicecream Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ahahha, great one :D
IronBatMaiden91 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
Is he at the bar in Arkham City?
Antimad1 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not thought about it. :) Just a random bar.
IronBatMaiden91 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
Ohh ok. It's just when I was passing the bar whilst looking for a riddler trophy and I thought of this pic.
korgey Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
the only time i saw Batman been drunk it was in Batman 1960s
somedude248 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
I already know what drunk Bats is saying.

"Ben Affleck?!"
Dahgnear Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This could have actually happened after the events of Arkham City.

Great job and thanks for the laugh!=)
FoxHawke Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
If anyone in DC ever needed to just sit and down some shots it's Batman and I like how Selina's trying to help him out. Good for her. :D
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